Hello world. I have 3 sick pictures in my phone. It’s so funny and I’d love to share them with y’all. BUT me- being the usual nice person, I’ll not put it up.(I might consider if I’m not lazy to upload and censor them. HEHE. )
zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. Zee best.
I want to get a flag for national day. Wave it during x-country. How fun!
Anway, I was wondering if people dare to wear wellington boots out on rainy days. Hmm. Anyone willing to try? HEH.
Went Kovan with Jasmine ystd. Supposed to get her lacoste pumps but apparently they don’t stock size 3(!). Now I want the keds shoes and maybe that big bag. There was pasar malam so I went to get another nightgown for both me and my sis. I want my multi-coloured panties. JASMINE?!?!?!
I want to take a ‘too cool for school’ picture but stupid biotch doesn’t want to be my photographer although I know she wants to, secretly. HEH.
I’m crossing my fingers that my dad will remember his promise at the end of the year! ;D
IN A CAPS LOCK KINDA MOOD.
TYRA’S CAMPAIGN: SO WHAT!
I’M GG TO GET FAT. I HOPE I DON’T GET TOO FAT. MY DAD SHOULD SIGN ME UP FOR A SLIMMING PACKAGE.
BANGS OR NOT.
CROSS-COUNTRY. DREAD.
NATIONAL DAY. EVERYONE PLEASE LOVE YOUR NATION. AT LEAST SAY THE PLEDGE EVERY MORNING.
I DO NOT ENJOY BEING CLUMSY. BANGING INTO SOMETHING AT LEAST ONCE A DAY IS NOT FUNNY. A REASON WHY I’M KINDA SLOW I RECKON.
POPIAH IS LOVE. MCSPICY = FATS
DISTURBIA LOOKS DISTURBING. STILL I THINK I WANT TO WATCH IT EVEN IF I GET PARANOID AND MIGHT LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW EVERYDAY TO SEE IF SOMEONE’S WATCHING ME WHICH I ALREADY SUSPECT SINCE I’M SO COOL AND ALL.
DOINK DOINK. FATTTTTTTTT.
I NEED SHORTS.
FUNNY HOW I THINK I’M FAT AND I STILL WANT TO WEAR SHORTS. WHAT WHAT. CANNOT IS IT? GRRRRR.
SKINNY PEOPLE SHALL DIEEEEEEEE. I’LL USE THEM AS BROOMS. HEHE. CACKLES.
IF MY CHILD EVER HAVE TO LIFT A BROOM IN CLASS NEXT TIME. I’LL BRING MY MAID TO SCHOOL AND DO IT FOR HIM/HER. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
WO AI XIN JIA PO. I LOVE SINGAPORE. AKU CINTA SINGAPURA.(I HOPE I GOT IT RIGHT) OKAY, BYEEEEE!
I AM FREAKING NICE! BRADY THANK ME QUICK! I TOOK AWAY THAT POST. BE MY SLAVE OR YOU’LL HAVE TO BEAR WITH THE HUMILIATION. ALFIE IS A DICK. HE LIED. HE WILL BURN IN HELLLLLLL. BYE!
Top 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered their managers for arriving late to work:
1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.
2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what “really” happened.
3. My girlfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.
4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.
5. I just wasn’t “feelin’ it” this morning.
6. I was up all night arguing with God.
7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.
8. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.
9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around… so I got out of the car.
BBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARYLLLLL! Happy SWEET sixteen!
Racial Harmony today. Took many pictures but apparently nobody uploaded them yet. I’ve tuition at 4.30 tmr and I haven’t finish my work. Grrrr. I want to sleep. Bound to fail my chem test. Sickening. Only completed 1/4 of the paper but I’ve a reason for not studying. Going to sleep now, bye!
HELLO WORLD. I WENT TO BUY A SARI TODAY. I like the grey-blue part but I hate the red and gold portion but whatever since I got it alr. Casse got a nice white one from another shop. ShiLing and I regretted not buying there ‘cos they have nicer colours but we couldn’t do anything about it ‘cos we alr got ours at the shop opposite. $10 difference. Gahh and we’re only going to wear it once. Kinda consoled ourselves by saying we got a better quality(which is true btw). NVMNVM. STILL SEXY. HAHA.
Listening compre today. The answers were like really close so everyone wasn’t sure of his/her answer ‘cos you’ll come to a point where it’s a 50/50 thing and you’ll just circle one.
Okay, I shall go bathe and I still hate mee choo.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LENNYYYYY! EAT MORE! I LOVE YOU COUSIN!
6/7: Hua wen kou shi. Examiners laughed at me till I felt so loseric.
8/7: Transformers. SHIOK AHHHHHHHHHH!
Sleep. Good. Bye!
So…
I’m not dead yet but school’s still torturing. I’m dying from math ‘cos I don’t seem to be able to do them.
My piercing’s bruised. Everyone has been asking ‘What if your parents finds out’? I don’t know. Let’s just wait for the time when I can change to a tranparent barbell then it wouldn’t be so obvious. Mr Siva saw it and he asked me to remove it when I go back to school tmr. Grr. I think I’ll just leave it though.
SP on Saturday. Wear green! ‘cos it’s something like the wear green dayyyyyyyy! Aiyo, so excited leh. HAHA. I think the whole bunch of us will just look like some dickheads. Okay, maybe not since people SHOULD know that it’s wear green day.
I shall go bathe now. See all of you once in a blue moon, BYEEEEEEE!
